Monday, August 6, 2007

Because we're really 5 instead of 25

Gawain: So they don't have to be only about baseball?

Vesper: No! I know a lot that have nothing to do with baseball!

Gawain: Well then what about this one? "When you're riding on a seal, and your butt begins to squeal: DIARRHEA! (cha cha cha)

Vesper: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Gawain: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Vesper: (tears streaming down face) Do you have anymore?

Gawain: Well, how about this one? "When your driving in the car, and your anus erupts tar: DIARRHEA!! (cha cha cha)

Vesper: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!

Gawain: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!

Vesper: (crying she's laughing so hard) HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!!!!!!!

Gawain: HA HA HA...OK its not that funny....

Vesper: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO.......

1 comment:

Marie said...

Every sock has its shoe. Every pot has its lid. Every diarrhea-obsessed jokester has his diarrhea-obsessed giggler.

It's a beautiful thing you've got, there.