Rif ru rere rondering, ri ram rictating rhough Rawain. Translation - "If you were wondering, I am dictating through Gawain." (Gawain speaking here, as you can see, there is a need for me to interject myself into Froggy's narrative and remove the 'R's from his speech. So, these are his words, just not exactly phonetically represented.)
My Christmas started off very horribly but ended up okay.
The first horrible thing that happened was that Mommy dressed me up with a bow and a bell.
My Christmas started off very horribly but ended up okay.
The first horrible thing that happened was that Mommy dressed me up with a bow and a bell.
It was the most unmanly I have ever felt in my life. I'm horrified that Mommy made me take a picture.
So, in retribution I decided to tear at Santa's jugular for awhile.
Unfortunately, Santa's skin was composed of some sort of fibrous material, so I had to settle for ripping an eye off.
One of my favorite toys that I got was from my Grandma on Vespers side. It was a tiger that growls. Here is a video that Mommy took of me playing with my Tiger. It was pretty fun.
Mostly I just listened to Christmas carols and ate my special Christmas treats and passed out at 6PM. Christmas is alright.
