Monday, June 23, 2008

Why you should never talk about anyone behind their backs

Vesper, having a couple of moments alone from her parents while in Idaho, composes a text to Isabel:

My mom hated the sexy mermaid onesie. It was SOO AWESOME!!

Vesper presses send. She thinks about how she doesn't really remember putting Isabel's phone number in. When she looks up the text, to her horror she realizes she put in her mom's phone number instead of Isabel's!

Panicking, she calls her little sister, Twiggy:

Twiggy: Hello?

Vesper: YOU MUST GET MOM"S PHONE! I SENT HER A TEXT I DO NOT WANT HER TO READ!!!!!! YOUR MISSION IS TO GET HER PHONE AND DELETE IT!!!!!!

Twiggy: OK!

Twiggy, able to get whatever she wants from Vesper's parents, tells Mom that she must use her phone and runs outside to Vesper.

Twiggy: Mom was wondering what's going on ...she knows she got a text.

Vesper: OK, I'll just text her my order for lunch really quick

Disaster averted, Vesper realizes that she shouldn't talk bad about people any more, or at least not send the bad talking text to the person it is about.



The infamous sexy mermaid onesie courtesy of May

2 comments:

Arizona Glades said...

That is hillarious!

Uh, but does your mom read this blog?

Dugi said...

hahaha classic!
that's one sexxxy mermaid...hehe
i love it!