You'll never believe what I found in my work bathroom

So I'm in my bathroom at work, you know, going to the bathroom whan I look down and see something sticking out from under the shelf of extra toilet paper.

Doth my eyes decieve me??????  Is that what I think it is?  You bet your butt it is!

(no I didn't touch it with my bare hands)

Yes that is a genuine lacy peach thong.  It leaves one to ponder the following questions...

• Who is running around the office with no panties on?????
• Why did they stash it under the shelf in the bathroom used by 6 other women???
• Why didn't they hide it better????

The facts are these....on that particular day there were 6 other women working that use this bathroom.  There is also a cleaning lady that comes on Tuesdays and Thursdays...a tawdry after hours sex affair?

That was last Thursday.  Cursing myself that I didn't have a camera to capture something too good to be true I just had to enjoy telling Gawain about it....through text message in the bathroom.  Later that day I cursed myself further...duh do I not posess a CAMERA phone??

Today, Tuesday, the thong was still there!  Squeling with glee I quickly took the above pictures. Unable to keep such jucy gossip to myself, I finally consulted the front office manager, Crusty, to ask her if it was hers, and if not had she seen it?  She admitted that she had, in  fact, seen it the day before (last Wednesday) but had forgotten to mention it to anyone else to see who its owner was.  She too thought there might be a tawdry sex affair of the cleaning lady after hours.  We finally decided that it may have been stuck in someone's laundry and dropped on the floor when someone was changing into their scrubs for work (seriously......who wears a sexy thong to work when they work with 5 other women and wear scrubs all day!?)

As of this post I still don't know its origins...I will keep you posted as the mystery is solved (hopefully!)

I think I've found my calling in life....

Now that the Professor is eating some solids, I think I'll quit breastfeeding and do this instead

Click here to find out what my new calling is....

*read some of the comments if you have time!*

You're going to start doing what mom?????

The Monster Zucchini

Gawain has been very diligent this year and cleaned up the yard and planted a garden. Its been great to enjoy the fruits of his labor all summer. We've been enjoying zucchini, eight ball squash, cucumbers and tomatoes. Soon to be enjoyed are butternut squash and pumpkins! We accidently let this one go and look what happened!



Someone decided to come in with the monster zucchini. I promptly screamed, took a picture, and then killed it. Slugs must die!

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! argh! I be posting a swashbuckling quiz to determine your rightful name as a mangy dog of the deep.

My pirate name is:

Dirty Bess Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Now don't be mockin me name! I am sparky! Now swab the poop deck and shiver me timbers! If ye doubt my love for all things pirates, check out some evidences that I be a black hearted soul!

Me first mate, the Professor!



Me attire for the day!



Me ring of power!

How long could you survive if you were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Its a valid question....really how long could you survive?

I could survive for 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor